Displays a random quote from Peter Anspach's Evil Overlord list, the greatest list of rules for any aspiring Evil Overlord wishing to maintain or acquire a new empire. Riches, power, and women is for the taking for anyone who can successfully follow the contents of this list. With this Widget firmly in your power, you will no longer make the mistakes that countless evil overlords before you have made (See a James Bond movie for an example).

A sample of the power I offer you:
Rule 1: My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.